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  2. phantomfate:

    Is no one going to mention the fact that one is completely made of dildos

    (Source: artmonia, via sirrahray)

     
  3. retr0philia:

    starlightburnbright:

    ducky-chan:

    everythingmasseffect:

    eat-sleep-etc:

    ineedsomemoneey:

    sizvideos:

    What Guys should do to Drunk Girls - Video

    Her neck is gonna hurt like hell in that position doe.

    He put her head like that so in case she throws up she won’t drown in her own puke, every important

    At first I was going to be super pissed but then….

    DID HE JUST SIT THERE WAITING FOR HER TO FALL ASLEEP?

    He was probably talking/snuggling/watching a movie with her when she fell asleep. That looks like a hotel room, so he probably walked her upstairs and decided to stay and watch her.

    atta boy

    (via youknow-me-not-my-story)

     
  4. salt4life:

    smooth

    front aerial.

    (via buzzlightcyr)

     
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  11. "My advice is simple: if you want something, work your ass off for it."
    — Camille Leblanc-Bazinet (via whatshouldcrossfitterscallme)

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  12. unirainbowllamacorn:

    voidethered:

    ask-omnipony:

    luckydreaming:

    Are fedoras really that bad?

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    YES YES THEY ARE

    I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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    I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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    Right..?

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    The white rose, it symbolizes the…

    (Source: batfag)

     
  13. boobslyn:

    fakenasty:

    OMFG
    boobslyn

    HAHAHAHAHA oh my FUCKING GOD 😂

     

  14. rapewhistled:

    why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

    (via aint-so-bad)